Booter Freak: Hello, everyone! Welcome to our MiSTing-Avatar style! I'm Booter Freak, and this is my kawaii younger sister, Toa of Night!
Toa of Night: Hi peoples!
BF: (evilly) Say, Toa, you like Avatar, right?
Toa: Ummmm, yeah. Why?
BF: You like MiSTings too?
Toa: Aren't those the things that punish the evil, grotesque, demonic monstrosities that are called horrible fanfics?
BF: Yes. They're also used to punish impudent little sisters who refuse to jump on command!
Toa: Don't the beatings solve that problem?
BF: Well, yes, but only temporarily. For this punishment, I'm going to make you read a fanfic called "What Lies Behind Her Eyes". THEN, you will help me MiST it.
Toa: This fic can't be THAT bad, can it?
BF: Haha...I love crushing your innocence. It features a Mary Sue who instantaneously wins the infatuation of Sokka AND Aang...
Toa; Oh my god...
BF: (giggly) And then is forced down and tied to a bed by Zuko!
Toa: OH MY GOD!!!!!
BF: So next time, when I tell you to get me a sammich, you'll DO it, won't you?
Toa:(whimpers) YES!!! YES!! (mumbles) After I poison it...
BF: What was that?
Toa: Nuthin!
BF: Then onto the fic!
Toa: Oh god...
BF: Haha...he won't help you now...
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"What Lies Behind Her Eyes"
BF: Nerve endings?
Toa: Nothing but hatred?
By :CherryPie001
BF: Just in case you had any hopes about this turning out to be a good fic...
Toa: (singing) Look, there's pie in the sky, and it makes me wonder why...
BF: (singing) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....
Tao: (singing) Due to the pie, I am unable...to get up from the table...
BF: (Singing) SWEET CHERRY PIE!
AN: This is my first story, but I think it is so much butter
BF: (author) I used margarine in my last fic!
then my first. Please no flames and please review so I know what I need to work on enjoy. I have gotten reviews that have helped me so much so thanks to all of you who gave me some constructive criticisms. Here is a new copy it is not final just temporary. My better readers are looking over it.
BF: (better reader) Man, this fic makes a great coaster!
DISCLAMER: I do not own any of these characters. Yes there is one owned character in this story.
Toa: The bad one!
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Chapter one The Rescue
Katara, Aang, and Sokka where on Appa's back flying over the island of Sono
BF: Sono? Oh no!
when they saw someone running from fire a nation soldier on the beach.
BF: Pamela Anderson?
They decided to land and see what was going on. They landed in the brush when they heard someone running towards them and the yells of the Fire Nation soldiers "Over here." Unexpectedly a girl came running out of the trees,
BF: (girl) Me Jane!
she immediately yelled "RUN!" Sokka grabbed her arm, as she passed, and pulled her onto Appa's back
Toa: As Appa strained from the weight.
as Aang yelled "Yip yip Appa, yip yip!"
Toa: (Aang) Fly away from this fanfic!
They just barely escaped the Fire Nation.
BF: Thanks to some clever driving on Aang's part through a shopping center!
Toa: They destroyed Pier One!
When they where safe and the girl had caught her breath she said, "Thanks, my name is
BF: Flibbertygibbet?
Toa: Wanahaukalugi?
Kaori." "I am Katara this is Aang and my brother Sokka." Kaori was servant to the king of the Earth Kingdom.
BF: (Bumi) Where IS that girl? The newly refurbished dungeon needs dusting!
Toa: (Bumi) And WHERE is my fruit juice?
Ever since Kaori had gotten on Appa, Aang and Sokka hadn't stopped staring, at her like Katara wasn't even there,
Toa: (Sokka) Dude, she has huge boobs...
and Sori was the first girl they had seen in months.
Toa: (Katara) What about me?
BF: (Sokka) You don't count, Katara.
Toa: (Katara) =_=
Katara already didn't like her,
BF: (Katara) How dare she be more pretty than me! I am consumed with silly OOC jealousy!
but when they settled to make camp on Katawise Island everything changed.
BF: Whoa...this rings of the opening theme...
Toa: "Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked..."
"Katara how about you go get some wood of the fire."
Toa: (Sokka) Why don't you ask Miss-Know-It-All, Queen of the twigs?
Sokka said without taking his eyes off the beautiful brown haired green eyed girl.
BF and Toa: (singing) It was a one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people-eater!
"Katara wait I'll come with you." Kaori said standing up, dusting herself
Toa: (Kaori) It feels as though I'm being watched.
They walked into the woods, once they where out of Sokka and Aang range Kaori
Toa: pulled a knife on Katara.
BF: (Kaori) I cut you, foo!!
said "I feel like I was getting strange looks. Do they do that to you?"
BF: (Katara, bitter) Only when I waterbend.
"You where getting strange looks?" Katara responded in an irritated voice. "Why was the Fire Nation after you anyway?"
Toa: Because of her huge boobs!
"According to the Fire Nation I broke some laws."
BF: Jaywalking...
Toa: Loitering...
BF: She was also a litterbug!
"Like what?"
Toa: (Kaori) Disturbing the peace with my huge boobs....huge boobs....huge boobs....
"Well," Kaori said taking in a deep breath "I stole from a Fire Nation ship, then set their supplies on fire, attacked a fire nation soldier when he came to collect our tax, oh, and I was taken captive but escaped,
BF: She's go quite the extensive criminal record...I wonder if she has to fib on job applications...
made a rock pop out of the water causing the boat to sink."
Toa: Pop rocks are dangerous! Especially with soda!
She said very fast running out of air.
Toa: (Kaori, with puckered lips) Quick, Aang, resuscitate me!
"Wow, if I told my brother, he would be in love with you for life.
BF: For the sake of sanity, then, let's keep this our little secret....
Did you do all this single handedly?"
A few minutes went by before Kaori nodded
Toa: Slow today, isn't she?
and said, "Well no, but my companion, Ryu, didn't escape.
BF: (Kaori, sadly) He was too fat to jump over the chain-link fences...
I don't know where he is now, and I miss him. He was, and is to this day my boyfriend."
BF: Poor guy...
Toa: (Sokka, singing) I wish I had Jesse's girl!
"Oh, how did you meet?"
BF: (Kaori) I caught him in one of my booby traps!
Toa: (Kaori) With my huge boobs...huge boobs...huge boobs...
"At a very young age we where engaged."
BF: In combat!
Toa: "Mortal Kombat" !!!
BF: Cry of the retard...
Katara was amazed at how she wasn't afraid to do all that to the Fire Nation.
BF: Didn't she have her fiancé to help out?
Toa: Her fiancé was hiding.
BF: (Ryu) I don't know her!
Katara respected her, and what she had been through.
BF: Yes, of course the Mary Sue wins Katara over...
Meanwhile back at camp
"Wow," Sokka said eyes wide, "have you ever seen a girl that beautiful?"
Toa: (Sokka) Did you check her huge boobs?
BF: Okay, can we knock it off with the knockers?
Toa: I don't think I'm prepared to let go yet...
BF: Neither is Sokka, I think...
(Sokka, with handfuls of Kaori's boobs) ...What?
"No, you?" Aang replied.
A minute went by before Sokka said,
Toa: Everyone's a bit slow in this fanfic.
BF: (waits several minutes...then nods in agreement)
"Do you think I have a chance?"
BF: (Sokka) At winning the Go-Kart race?
Toa: (Sokka) At being Miss Universe?
"I saw her first."
BF: With her...
Toa: Huge boobs?
"But I touched her first."
BF: Sokka doesn't waste time getting fresh, does he?
Toa: (Sokka, singing) When I think about you I touch myself....
"If I weren't here you never would have meet her."
"If it wasn't for me she never would have gotten an Appa plus you're too young."
BF: ...for nookie!
Aang didn't have a come back
BF: (Sokka) Pwned!!!11
so he started to unroll the sleeping bags when he realized they only had three.
Toa: Sokka threw the extra sleeping bag in ocean 15 minutes ago.
"Uh Sokka we have a problem,"
BF: Houston, we have a bad fic!
"What?" Sokka replied,
"We only have three sleeping bags."
BF: (Sokka) Oh, poo! ...*cough*
Kaori and Katara came back into came with plenty of sticks, and suddenly the problem was solved.
BF: (Aang) We'll all sleep on a pile of sticks! Yeah!
"She can share my sleeping bag." Aang and Sokka said at the same time.
BF: As they set their bags to vibrator mode...
Toa: I smell a catfight! Rowr!
On Zuko's Ship
Toa: In the navy!
"I find you in the middle of the ocean and save you lives and you can't even capture the girl!" Zuko said with anger in his voice.
BF: "What's going on?" Booter asked with confusion in her voice.
"But sir we had trouble with the avatar,"
BF:(firebender soldier)We couldn't fit him in his jar!
Zuko cut him off in the middle of his sentence, "The Avatar, eh,
Toa: "EH"?! That's so wrong! You couldn't have made a more manly sound effect for Zuko than "eh"? Disgraceful!
BF: Zuko doesn't need speaking eloquence if all he's going to be doing is making out with the Mary Sue...
Toa: (angry) Don't rub salt in the wound!!!
your dismissed. Uncle Iroh!"
Toa: (Zuko) Are my pop tarts ready?
BF: (Zuko) And I demand Kool-Aid!!
AN: Hope you enjoyed chapter one, chapter two will posted soon.
BF: The Apocalypse approaches!
Toa: (shudders)
***
AN: Hope you all enjoyed the first chapter.
BF: It gave me hernia.
Toa: It gave me an ulcer and breast cancer!
Please no flames. I still want to know what I need to work on
Toa: Spelling?
BF: Grammar?
so if you have any tips please send them to me.
BF: The internet is not big enough!
My better readers are looking over this too.
Toa: (better reader) My eyes!
DISCLAMER: I do not own these characters only own the plot.
Toa: The dirty, dirty plot.
ENJOY ; )
BF: Her wink. It torments me.
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Chapter 2
Pit Stop
BF: Pit stank.
Zuko's Ship
"I know where the Avatar is; go tell the helmsmen to change chores
Toa: (Zuko) You, scoop the rhino boxes!
BF: (soldier) Awwww man!
for Katawise Island."
Toa: What happened to Sono island?
BF: I stopped caring a while ago.
Zuco said as he walked to his room.
BF: "Zuco"? An imposter! Where's the real Zuko? OMG, will we find his body in dumpster?
Toa: He's in the rhino boxes!!
"Will you go tell the helmsmen to head towards Katawise Island?" Iroh said to a solder behind him.
Meanwhile on Katawise Island
"Boys, I am fine. I don't need a sleeping bag," said Kaori.
"You'll freeze," Katara said with concern in her voice,
BF: ...Katara wants her too.
(Katara) Here, let me see what you look like with a wet T-shirt...
"Don't worry about me, I have been running from the fire nation for weeks.
Toa: (Kaori) I'll sleep on the cold ground...(guilt, guilt, guilt)
And not once did I have a sleeping bag."
Aang and Sokka just stared at each other.
BF: Longingly.
"So, Kaori what did you do to get the fire nation after you?" asked Sokka,
BF: Curious Sokka, curious little monkeeey....
Toa: (darkly) Curiosity killed the Sokka...
"You'll find out when the time is right, but for now lets sleep."
Toa: (Kaori) I'm exhausted from the *last* explanation!
It was the middle of the night everyone was a sleep but Kaori, she was up practicing her earth bending.
Kaori built a wall, and didn't know she woke up Sokka,
BF: Her masonry skills were quite loud...
she was crying as she thronging fire balls at the wall.
BF: The word choice in this fic is killing me.
Toa: You're not alone.
When she turned around she saw Sokka staring at her "Sokka it's not what you think. Please…" she was cut off,
BF: By a car.
(Kaori) Get off the flippin' phone! @$$hole!!!
"You're a fire bender!"
BF: Cue the dramatic music!
Toa: (singing) I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you...
BF: =_= That's not what I meant!
"Sokka please, you'll wake up Katara and Aang." Kaori said with tears in her eyes.
Toa: (Kaori) We don't *need* them here!
"They deserve to know, we all deserved to know from the beginning."
BF: From the beginning...which was about only two hours ago...
(Sokka) We met two whole hours ago; *why* don't we know everything about you?
Sokka said crossing his
BF: eyes?
Toa: legs?
arms.
BF: My next choice!
"Sokka just look at this."
She handed him a white chocker
Toa: (Sokka) I've never seen a "chocker" before!
with earth and fire symbols on it, Katara and Aang where both up.
BF: I've heard of run-on sentences, but this is the first run-around sentence I've seen!
Toa: You're telling me...now, where are we going?
"How about you tell us the truth about why you are running from the fire nation and why they want to capture you." Sokka said giving Kaori back the necklace.
"I'm running from the fire nation because Lord Ozai gave me this,"
She turned her back to them and untied the back of her shirt.
BF and Toa: Striptease!
There was a scar on her back in the shape of a
BF: Spider?
flame
BF: What's a flame-shaped scar look like?
Toa: Zuko's?
BF: Right.
on her back.
BF: Just in case you didn't catch where the scar was the first time!
Toa: She has more backs than a Chinese phonebook!
"He burned me so he could always find me,
Toa: (singing) Every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you!
then killed my mom, dad and brothers.
BF: Tragic!Massacre
Toa: That's more killing than "Nightmare on Elm's Street"!
As for my past I am the great granddaughter of Avatar Raoucka.
BF and Toa: (laughing hysterically)
BF: (Roku) I changed it because no one could pronounce it right!
That's why I can earth and fire bend, I inherited both," morning came, "We should go get supplies."
BF: She says she's running from the Fire Nation, but I say she's running from all proper English.
Toa: (Kaori) You'll never catch me, grammar!
Zuko's Ship
"Uncle, are we there yet?" Zuko asked very impatiently.
BF: (Iroh) Yes.
Toa: (Zuko) Really?
BF: (Iroh) NO!
"You must relax Prince Zuko. We will be there when we get there."
BF: Mako's accent is starting to impede on his lines...
Toa: (Jar Jar binks) Meesa saysa he's gotta baaaaad grammar!
Zuko was already impatient and growing more impatient,
Toa: His impatience is like a fungus!
BF: Unpleasant for everyone.
he didn't even know if Aang was on Katawise Island it was closest to Sono.
BF: Right by Flufferdink and Spookaladook island!
Katawise Island
Kaori, Katara, Aang and Sokka walked into the shopping center
BF: Just...some...random...shopping center.
Toa: This whole fic is random.
Aang saw a yoyo store grabbed Katara and ran.
Toa: (Aang) Run for your lives, it's a horrible fanfic!
BF: I'd be afraid of Aang having yoyos...(envisions every cast member with eye patches)
Toa: (Aang) Whoopsie Daisy!
"Do you want to come look at the boomerangs with me?" asked Sokka
Toa: Not only the boomerangs...hehe.
"No thanks Sokka." Kaori said still a little emotional from last night.
BF: (Singing) In the heat of the night...
Toa: (singing) There's gonna be a heartache tonight! A heartache tonight, I know!
She had never told anyone about her past before.
BF: She liked to keep her criminal record hush-hush.
"If you need any thing you know where to find." Sokka said with understanding in his voice.
BF: Good, at least someone is "understanding" that sentence.
Toa: Amen.
"I'll be fine."
BF: Famous last words.
Sokka gave her a little hug
Toa: (Sokka) Dude...I can feel her huge boobs...
BF: Drop it, already!
Toa: Hey, if the joke is there...
before he went to the boomerang store.
BF: (rolls eyes) Cuz, ya know, Sokka likes boomerangs...
As Sokka was walking away Kaori was looking around when she noticed a jewelry store.
Toa: (Kaori) I need to replace this "chocker" with a "choker"!
She was looking at a necklace with a rock that had scorch marks that
BF: ...someone had scraped from the bottom of their grill.
look like the earth and fire symbols combined, when someone came up behind her
BF: (Kaori) YOU'RE NOT RESPECTING MY PERSONAL SPACE!
and put there hand on her mouth
Toa: (Kaori) Ew! Your hand tastes like butt! Smells like it too!
BF: Just like this fic!
so she couldn't scream. They had strong hands
Toa: Not that she was *really* struggling....
so Kaori wanted it to be Ruy,
BF: "Ruy"? Is this *Ryu*'s long lost twin?
Toa: Evil twin!
BF: Either that, or CherryPie001 is dyslexic!
but before she knew it she was being dragged out of the store, in a way Ruy would never.
BF: "Ruy" always dragged her by the *hair*!
It was almost like he didn't care if she got hurt.
BF: The knife in her back really drove that home.
She tried bearing him but he acted like he couldn't feel even it, when she tried earth bending she was knocked out.
Toa: (Kaori) I'll use my earthbending! (Summons up huge rock, but then drops it on her own head) D'oh! (Knocked out)
Back with Sokka, Aang, and Katara
Toa: ABSOLUTE SILENCE.
"Sokka have you seen Kaori?" asked Aang.
"She was right there,"
Sokka looked at where she was standing and saw Iroh,
Toa: (Sokka) OMG, you were Iroh the whole time?
BF: (Iroh) I've done a fair share of disguising in my day (remembers "Two Guys, A Girl, and A Flying Bison")...*shudders*...
"Aang we have to get you out of here." Sokka continued, "Zuko's here."
Toa: (Zuko, singing) And I'm back in black!
***
AN: Hope you enjoyed chapter 2,
BF: Like a kick to the crotch...
Toa: or the face...
hope you enjoy this one too.
BF: It'll be like a kick to the crotch AND the face!
Toa: At the same time!
DISCLAMER: I do not own these characters or the Avatar (no matter how much I wish,)
BF: (Genie) There are rules and limitations to what wishes you can make. One-I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. Two-I can't bring people back from the dead. Three-I cannot give you copyrighted characters for your own sick, evil fantasies.
the plot is the only thing I own except Michelle, She is an owned character.
BF: Neither of which we care for.
***
Chapter 3
Friends Forever
With Kaori
Toa: She's turned into a Mary Sue care bear! *gags*
Kaori woke up in a warm room, the walls where metal with red fire nation flags hanging from the sealing
BF: The seals were a little reluctant to have flags hanging from them, but if you gave them some fish, they'd shut up.
Toa: If only Kaori was like that.
BF: If only.
to cover the walls, a red rug covering the metal floor and one of those tables that are really low to the ground
BF: A squatter table!
with four dark red pillows around it. She was on a bed that was also low to the ground, with the same color pillows that where on the ground and red blankets.
BF: You could tell this room was designed by total flamers! Queer eye for the firebending guy!
Kaori sat up slowly rubbing her head; as she looked around the room she noticed she was the only one in the room.
Toa: (singing) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...
BF: Your grasp on hit songs is frightening...
She got up and walked towards the door, she opened it slowly and saw three guards standing by the door. One of them looked at her and said,
Toa: (guard) You've got huge boobs!
"Good you're awake. Prince Zuko will see you on the dock. Follow me."
Kaori followed the guard; the other two guards followed her.
Toa: It's a parade!
BF: It's a mamba line!
She knew the name Prince Zuko sounded familiar,
BF: He'd been in the tabloids numerous times...
but she didn't know who he was. When they got to the deck
BF: I thought they were going to the "dock"?
she saw Zuko she pointed at him as she said
, "You! I'm going to kill you!"
Toa: She always picked her victims at random.
The guards grabbed her arms as she tried to run at him, she couldn't break free so stopped trying.
BF: Couldn't she use her bending skills?
"Let her go." Zuko said as he got into a fighting stance.
BF and Toa: (start mimicking the "Chugga-chugga-chug-chugga" Avatar battle theme)
Kaori ran towards him punching fire balls, Zuko dogged
BF: (laughing) He likes it *ruff*!
Toa: (laughing) Down, boy!
every one on problem,
BF: "on problem"? How about "no problem"?
Toa: No, he's having trouble. Look at the next sentence.
but on the last on he didn't pay attention to what was behind it. Kaori's foot hit him right in the face.
Toa: Right after her "five second Matrix pause".
Zuko motioned with one hand
BF: Inappropriate gestures! (Covers Toa's eyes)
while rubbing his jaw with the other. Two guards imidetily grabbed her arms,
BF: "Imidetily"? Is that like "immediately"?
Toa: Only *faster*!
"Am I too much for you Zuko? You can't handle a little girl."
Toa: Too much boob? (Sings) I'm too sexy for my skirt, I'm a sexy little squirt!
Kaori said still angry but proud of her self for hearting him.
BF: Wow, the sexual tension shines through via bad spelling!
"I see you have been pratcing. Take her to my room and tie her up."
Toa: (wanky 70's music) I think it's time for...interrogation! Hohoho!
Meanwhile on Katawise Island
Katara, Aang and Sokka where on their way back to camp,
"How could you let Zuko take her?" Katara screamed.
Toa: (Katara) I was gonna do that!
"She told me she would be fine." Sokka said in an innocent voice.
BF: Innocent until proven guilty, Sokka!
"You actually believed a fire bender?"
"Only the hot ones." Sokka said as quiet as he could.
Toa: (groans) Such a horrible pun.
BF: Looks like he's a bit of a sucker for Zuko after all...hehe.
"What?" Katara asked as Aang chuckled,
"Nothing."
When they finally got back to camp it was night
"Should we stay here for the night?" asked Katara.
"Yah, why not," Aang said
Toa: ...in his thick German accent.
BF: (Katara) Ummm...Aang, are you okay? (Pause) Were you always that tall? And hairy?
Toa: (Aang, in thick German accent) Yah.
all excited, "I like it here. Except for the part when Kaori got kidnapped, that part was bad."
Toa: Honey, this whole *thing* is bad.
"We can't stay here. The fire nation knows Kaori was with us and they have her. So, it won't be long before Zuko has invaded our camp.
BF: ...And invaded *her*.
Toa: (wanky 70's music)
We don't know her enough to know if we can trust her with Aang's secret.
Toa: (Aang, shiftily) Yah...
I think we should go back to Sono Island they won't expect us to go back to where we just where."
BF and Toa: Where?
Zuko's Chamber
Toa: Of horrors!
Zuko walked into the room and saw Kaori tied up on the bed.
BF: Dominatrix style!
Toa: (Zuko, with echo) Prepare for total domination...domination...domination...
He grabbed her chin so she couldn't turn away and said, "How could you ever think you would get away from me?
BF: (Zuko) I'm too sexy to resist!
I have coughs you a number of times
BF: He needs some medicine
Toa: And therapy!
and every time you found a way to escape. How? How did you escape?"
BF: (Kaori) I used a blow-up doll double!
(Zuko) I was *wondering* why you were so...*complacent* that night!
Toa: (Zuko) And why your lips tasted rubbery...more than usual!
Kaori just stared into his eyes with hatred, his eyes where red with oranges and yellows.
BF: Zuko has pink eye!
They reminded her of fire, when he was calm they where calm, but when he got angry they where set ablaze, like a wild fire.
Toa: (Zuko, slowly) Don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
"Answer me, dam-it!"
Toa: Just then, a crack developed in the Hoover Dam.
Kaori just continued to stare;
Toa: (Kaori) I'll WIN this staring contest, dam-it!
Zuko calmed himself down,
"Doesn't matter it wont happen again. Help me find the Avatar and life here can be quite pleasant."
BF: In between the regular beatings!
Toa: (servant girl) I lost all ability to sit down!
"What, who said anything about life?" Kaori asked in shock. "I did of chores.
BF: Including scooping the rhino boxes...
Toa: (Zuko) Do you know how awful those chores were?
I want you to be my bride. Now tell me where the Avatar is."
"NO!
BF: (Kaori) You smell like Rhino butt!
I will not betray the Avatar he is my friend, no matter what you say nor do I will not betray a friend!"
Kaori said getting up and running toward the door.
BF: Wasn't she tied down?
Toa: (in girly voice) The power of friendship set her free!
Zuko grabbed her arm and walked over to the bed and picked up the rope;
Toa: (Zuko) It's TIME for total domination...domination...domination...
Sori burned straight through it.
Toa: I'm sori, but who is that?
BF: Ugh, bad pun.
"It appears I have under estimated you.
BF: (Zuko) You've resisted my smex quite well!
But you will tell me where the Avatar is, whether you want to or not."
BF: (Zuko clenches pectoral muscles alternatively) Boom da boom!
Toa: (wanky 70's music)
***
Toa: *whew*! That was a doosy! It tore every single shred of pride in the Avatar world, and there's *still* more to come!
BF: What, "Detours" didn't kill your love for Avatar already?
Toa; Oh the thirty chapter demon? (Shudders) yes, but then I realized that the REAL Zuko would've set Echo in flames before (wanky 70's music) would ever happen.
BF: (Barry White) I dig that, baby. (Normal) Too bad real Zuko was nowhere to be seen in THIS fic either...
Toa: Yeah, replaced by Zuco!
(Both laugh)
BF: Well, folks, see you next update!
Toa: When we get our fanfic flamethrower order in!
Rap Sheet:
~ Doesn't even know what it's own Sue's name is.
~ Sokka is lusting after her
~ Zuko is lusting after her.
~ Aang (now with a German accent) is lusting after her.
~ And grammar that makes you want to gorge your eyes out.
Credits
"What Lies Behind Her Eyes?" by CherryPie001
MiSTed by Booter-Freak and Toa of the Night
MiSTing concept by Best Brains Inc.
Sporked at Avatar-Sues
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